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(813): View more from Florida

It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

We're showing the video later bring pizza

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(325): View more from Texas

I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours

(325): View more from Texas

Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.

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(434): View more from Virginia

I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?

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(281): View more from Texas

when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer

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