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(631): View more from New York

I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.

(1-813): View more from Florida

Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.

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