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(289): View more from Ontario

i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?

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(310): View more from California

you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.

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(210): View more from Texas

This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".

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(520): View more from Arizona

Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.

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(703): View more from Virginia

You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.

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(718): View more from New York

you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out

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(650): View more from California

dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning

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1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.

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(480): View more from Arizona

He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.

(602): View more from Arizona

Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?

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