I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.