This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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