Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?