She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I spit up blood this morning
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex