No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??