Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on