Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
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Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.