I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.