I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.