he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.