using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.