Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
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Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.