there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."