Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?