That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams