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(407): View more from Florida

I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.

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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe

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(703): View more from Virginia

How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(847): View more from Illinois

Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.

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(440): View more from Ohio

The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

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