I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I can't breathe out the right side of my face