I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.