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(612): View more from Minnesota

I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.

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(716): View more from New York

God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.

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(214): View more from Texas

bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Did we use protection last night?

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Um, no...keep in touch, okay?

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(650): View more from California

just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her

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