I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
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Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...