You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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