its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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