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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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