I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
cat food counts as protein by the way
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.