i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining