you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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