you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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