There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.