Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm