Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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