Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
only you would photoshop your dick
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.