Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.