I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you