Texts From Last Night · October, 2012

Texts from October, 2012

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character

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(920): He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character http://tfl.nu/qsh8

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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.

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(850): She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off. http://tfl.nu/vexh

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(845): View more from New York

Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.

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(845): Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right. http://tfl.nu/xf55

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(402): View more from Nebraska

If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed

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(402): If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed http://tfl.nu/sm0v

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(505): View more from New Mexico

did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?

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(505): did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy? http://tfl.nu/wq3k

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(908): View more from New Jersey

And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned

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(908): And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned http://tfl.nu/t8ci

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

What kind of costume was that supposed to be??

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I'm an orgasm trader!

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(202): What kind of costume was that supposed to be?? (1-202): I'm an orgasm trader! http://tfl.nu/kj4e

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(913): View more from Kansas

Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.

(816): View more from Missouri

Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????

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(913): Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise. (816): Sooo grey goose Tuesday????? http://tfl.nu/cvqv

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(845): View more from New York

I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.

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I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"

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(845): I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home. (845): I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip" http://tfl.nu/e0kb

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(845): View more from New York

New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.

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(845): New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work. http://tfl.nu/j014

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(631): View more from New York

Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.

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(631): Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving. http://tfl.nu/bkg4

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(651): View more from Minnesota

well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.

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(651): well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well. http://tfl.nu/icbo

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.

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(307): i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears. http://tfl.nu/ndjg

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(626): View more from California

you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup

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(626): you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup http://tfl.nu/p78v

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(571): View more from Virginia

Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face

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(571): Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face http://tfl.nu/2tes

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