He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out