this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today