this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today