wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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