In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.