HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.