Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.