Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect