Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.