The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..