i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.