I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.