Texts From Last Night · August, 2011

Texts from August, 2011

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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on

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(506): Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on http://tfl.nu/ntvw

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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!

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(803): There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED! http://tfl.nu/9ss0

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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.

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(305): Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math. http://tfl.nu/nfyi

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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.

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(419): There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself. http://tfl.nu/9p33

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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said

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(214): I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said http://tfl.nu/i92d

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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.

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(404): I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth. http://tfl.nu/16j0

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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.

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(402): My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself. http://tfl.nu/70br

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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.

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Internet Is back!

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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.

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(860): CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS. (508): Internet Is back! (860): MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS. http://tfl.nu/a6kg

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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.

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(+44): One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend. http://tfl.nu/kcdy

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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?

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Adult decisions.

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(206): Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility? (206): Adult decisions. http://tfl.nu/m22f

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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink

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(406): Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink http://tfl.nu/w6xd

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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith

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(705): I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith http://tfl.nu/hj9t

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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?

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(859): I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!? http://tfl.nu/cr9e

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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.

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(419): PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me. http://tfl.nu/iheo

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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.

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(703): screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko. http://tfl.nu/s10e

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