think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
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well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just come out here and I will go home with you...
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
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I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?