I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
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i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
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i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
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But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.