when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
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Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
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I think I died a long time ago.
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Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.