Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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