I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He shit in the fireplace
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